Double standard alert: Why do some men’s restrooms come without mirrors? I want to check myself out and make sure I look good be able to see if I have food stuck in my teeth too. Stupid girls get couches and flowers and unicorns and vending machines for various, um, “goodies” in the their bathrooms. Are men so gross that we can’t even be trusted to look at our own reflection cuz there’s a chance we’ll realize how bad most of us look? Mirrors are a GOOD thing to have. I vote there be mirrors that talk to you like in Snow White that say things like, “Hey you, your fly’s open. Fix it dumbass!” or, “You call that a hairstyle? Do yourself a favor and pay more than 10 bucks at Supercuts for a decent ‘do. You’re a grown ass man not Chuckie from Rugrats,” or, “Be confident. Trust me, she’s fuckable tonight. Go get her!” See, words of wisdom AND we can make sure that zit on our forehead hasn’t popped mid-date!