September 2011
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Double standard alert: Why do some men’s restrooms come without mirrors? I want to check myself out and make sure I look good be able to see if I have food stuck in my teeth too. Stupid girls get couches and flowers and unicorns and vending machines for various, um, “goodies” in the their bathrooms. Are men so gross that we can’t even be trusted to look at our own...
I Dreamed a Dream
I was 4 years old when the Disney film Aladdin came out. I remember watching it in theaters and instantly falling in love. At such a young age, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t comprehend much of the story, but what DID stick with me instantly and permanently was the music. I’m sure I’m not the only one who got excited at the opening number as Aladdin ran away from the...
This Is What Dinosaurs Lived Like?
(Written Sept. 8th)
”You don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone.” “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” Blah blah blah. All truths that parents and teachers tell us over and over again until we get them tattooed on our ribcages (i.e., me). They’re usually about loving our family members or friends or dogs and it should make us want to stay in contact with them constantly, talking to them...
WatchFirst Stand-Up Gig outside of college. I’m gonna keep writing!
All Work and No Nothing Else...
After I broke up with my ex and ended my very first (!) relationshit, I spiraled. Oh boy, did I spiral. I mean, nothing in the realm of the Lindsanity route, but for a kid who was a straight A student and only did homework and never partied or drank and beat people up or got stabbed in Red Lobsters (obvio this was during my good ol’ High School days since all of college was pretty much a...