December 2011
1 post
Stuck In An Existential Rut
It’s necessary to preface this with a full disclosure statement about myself: I’m a naïve man-child who believes in fairytales and happy endings and tries very, very hard to stay optimistic and since I’m an actor, everything in my life is relegated to the subtle explosion of full-on dramatics and I’m in love with run-on sentences and I live my life on the day-to-day as if it were a long standing...
September 2011
8 posts
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Bitches: 1 Guys: 0
Double standard alert: Why do some men’s restrooms come without mirrors? I want to check myself out and make sure I look good be able to see if I have food stuck in my teeth too. Stupid girls get couches and flowers and unicorns and vending machines for various, um, “goodies” in the their bathrooms. Are men so gross that we can’t even be trusted to look at our own...
I Dreamed a Dream
I was 4 years old when the Disney film Aladdin came out. I remember watching it in theaters and instantly falling in love. At such a young age, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t comprehend much of the story, but what DID stick with me instantly and permanently was the music. I’m sure I’m not the only one who got excited at the opening number as Aladdin ran away from the...
This Is What Dinosaurs Lived Like?
(Written Sept. 8th)
”You don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone.” “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” Blah blah blah. All truths that parents and teachers tell us over and over again until we get them tattooed on our ribcages (i.e., me). They’re usually about loving our family members or friends or dogs and it should make us want to stay in contact with them constantly, talking to them...
WatchFirst Stand-Up Gig outside of college. I’m gonna keep writing!
All Work and No Nothing Else...
After I broke up with my ex and ended my very first (!) relationshit, I spiraled. Oh boy, did I spiral. I mean, nothing in the realm of the Lindsanity route, but for a kid who was a straight A student and only did homework and never partied or drank and beat people up or got stabbed in Red Lobsters (obvio this was during my good ol’ High School days since all of college was pretty much a...
August 2011
1 post
Top 50 Tips in your 20's
1. If buying a new car, make sure you a buy a used one.
It’s nice to finally be making some better cash in your 20s, but don’t go out and spend the extra money on buying a brand new car. Use the extra money you’d be putting towards a brand new car towards your savings; or invest it. After recently graduating from college I had to get a new car because my old one was going under. I bought a...
June 2011
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May 2011
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March 2011
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December 2010
4 posts
Let's Get Physical
As Miley Cyrus would say, “Going to the gym isn’t the hard part, y’all. It’s the motivation that’s a bitch andstufflikethat.”
Clearly my girl knows what she’s talking about. I can’t count on my hands and toes how many times I snuck away from my after practice weights workout or how many times I screamed and pleaded for death instead of going to the...
July 2010
5 posts
100 Pushup Challenge
I’m typing really slow right now. I feel like my arms are gonna fall off.
There’s this painful cool workout challenge where you train for 6 weeks until it culminates in you being able to do 100 pushups consecutively. And since I’m apparently stronger than people starting the workout (which is a total lie, my neighbors can vouch for my screaming in agony once I reached pushup 15)...
Dream About Changing - Sally Seltmann
Keep your...
All I Wanna Do Is Serve Yogurt
If there’s anything that catching up on the past few seasons of Nip/Tuck has taught me it’s that I have REALLY expensive taste. Well, that and I’m glad I didn’t continue to pursue a career in medicine. I’m gagging just thinking about the excessive liposuctions, facelifts and sex change operations I’ve been exposed to. Bleh.
I’ve spent the last couple of...
June 2010
5 posts
May 2010
4 posts
April 2010
7 posts
March 2010
5 posts
February 2010
20 posts
